Didn't get the pictures I wanted yesterday and I'm not going to show more of my baby or you'll get tired of seeing her. I'll see what I can find today.
Once again I'll stress the importance of protecting yourself by erasing your internet usage. Hopefully it's not the case, but you may not want a loved one to see what you're doing, or anyone getting your personal information. Nowadays you can't have enough protection.
www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/evidence_eraser
Found a good joke for you.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease...
*Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
*She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
*Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.
*Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.
*Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body.
*Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs Logo'.
*Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.
*Your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows.
*Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger King.
*She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.
*Your cow joins the Hell's Angels because, hey, it already has a cool leather jacket.
*Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it.
*Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards.
*Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars.
*Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you'll wear something sexy this time.
*Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!
*Your cow becomes a Muslim and asks to be called "LaCream Abdul Milkbar".
*Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.
*Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.
*You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.
*Your cow keeps wanting to chew other cows cuds.
*Your cow believes it could really jump over the moon like in the nursery rhyme if it had a really good run at it.
Good day. Ken
1 comments:
he he this is hilarious
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