Play Day

It's a beautiful late summer day, so I'm heading out to take some pictures. I'll see what I can find to share. Put a little money in your pocket with your photos. Here's how. http://www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/camera

Country Wisdom

*Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
*Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.
*Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
*Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.
*Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
*A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
*Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
*Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
*Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
*To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses.
*Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.
*Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
*Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
*Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
*Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.
*Don't corner something meaner than you.
*You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar--assuming you want to catch flies.
*Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.
*You can't unsay a cruel thing.
*Every path has some puddles.
*Don't wrestle with pigs: You'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it.
*The best sermons are lived, not preached.
*Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
*The Ten Commandments display was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery and Thou Shall Not Lie in a building full of lawyers and Politicians without creating a hostile work environment.
Have a great day. Ken
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