Thanksgiving Sunset

The end of a lazy day. Did everybody eat to much like I did? All day long eating and snacking with a few naps between. I for one was glad to see the sunset we were blessed with. Now I can be really lazy and do some television sleeping on the couch. I did spend a little time on the internet promoting one of my business ventures. It's really doing quite well. http://www.freewebs.com/duke28h/index.html

How about a little humor. These are assorted news headlines found in various newspapers:

SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS
            No, really? Ya think?

POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS 
          Now that's taking things a bit far!

PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER 
          What a guy! 

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
        No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT 
        See if that works any better than a fair trial!

WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE 
        I can see where it might have that effect!

IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST AWHILE
        Ya think?!

COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES 
            Who would have thought!

ENFIELD (LONDON) COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE 
        They may be on to something!

RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES 
        You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Oklahoma's new construction program! 

MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING: FACES BATTERY CHARGE 
        He probably IS the battery charge!

NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP 
        Weren't they fat enough?!

ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
        That's what he gets for eating those beans!

KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS 
          Do they taste like chicken?

LOCAL HIGHSCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF 
        Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS 
        Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is.... 

TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD. 
        Did I read that right?

Good day.   Ken