Sunday, September 28, 2008

Some Fall Color



As promised here is a little color. A little to far away for good shots, but you can see the Aspen are turning. When the Oak Brush starts to turn, the whole mountain is red. It only lasts a couple days, but I'll try to get some shots to share.

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I found another good joke.

The Calf

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing pie-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought, "Great... he's 5 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

When everything was over, Dad strolled over to his son and said, "Well Willie, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the pie-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

Good day. Ken

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Good Morning World

Didn't get the pictures I wanted yesterday and I'm not going to show more of my baby or you'll get tired of seeing her. I'll see what I can find today.
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Found a good joke for you.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease...
*Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
*She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
*Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.
*Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.
*Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body.
*Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs Logo'.
*Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.
*Your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows.
*Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger King.
*She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.
*Your cow joins the Hell's Angels because, hey, it already has a cool leather jacket.
*Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it.
*Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards.
*Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars.
*Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you'll wear something sexy this time.
*Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!
*Your cow becomes a Muslim and asks to be called "LaCream Abdul Milkbar".
*Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.
*Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.
*You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.
*Your cow keeps wanting to chew other cows cuds.
*Your cow believes it could really jump over the moon like in the nursery rhyme if it had a really good run at it.
Good day. Ken

Friday, September 26, 2008

Another beautiful day

It's a perfect day to go for a ride. The high for the day should be mid 80's. As I know another bitter cold winter is coming, I'm going to go enjoy the new Fall colors. I know it won't last long so I'll enjoy the day with my baby. I'll see if I can find some good photos to share.
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Found this one, and it's true.

Even Cowboys Cry
By Cris Paravicini
"Twas the heart of the night when a cry stirred the dark, From the bundle held snug in her arms. And the young mother vowed to do what she could, To keep her young child from harm.

One hand stroked a pup as it moved to her side, He whimpered, then nuzzled her son. "You rascal," she said, "better rest while you can, Lots to do 'fore the morrow is done."

Now, they're four years old and always they play, Together, the folks pride and joy. With a mimicking whoop they lope 'round the yard, The stickhorse, the dog, and the boy.

And when the stickhorse stumbles and falls to the ground, To the end the young cowboy rides. Then lifting his eyes, he howls to the moon, 'Cause at four the pain's hard to hide.

At eight years old his white pony bucks; Once more he furrows the dirt. The dog licks his face while Mom dusts his hat, And a tear is wiped on his shirt.

A crimson sunset in the fifteenth year, Saw the cowboy, old dog, and a lass. She squeezed tight his hand; frail dog licked his cheek, One last time as life came to pass.

Anguished sobs could be heard over meadow and stream, Near the cow herd, the mountains, and pine. For the dog was his comrade, his partner, his pal, From their birth, everyday, till this time.

It's a decade plus ten and the range seems to sing; Our cowboy is coming of age. Tears fill his eyes as kind lass takes his name, And their love writes the next history page.

Through thirty-and-some, the good years rolled by, Three babies and nature played fair. The cattle were fat and the streams ran bank-full, Happy tears and glad cheer filled the air.

When our cowboy's fortieth birthday was near, Ill-fortune shadowed the land. The weight of bad luck tried to crumple the man; Tall and proud, it was so hard to stand.

And the faithful, gray horse that he rode across time, Broke his leg in mysterious way. And as cow prices fell in rhythm with tears, The drought took its toll on his hay.

Like the workteam he'd lost to a strange, equine flu, Tired family pulled more than its share. In his fiftieth year, his last parent died, Who promised this life would be fair?

They should've been called the glory years, As he entered his sixth decade, But, the government ruled "for-the-good-of-mankind," And it took the existence he'd made.

When eighty-one winters had come and gone, For the lass who had dried every tear, She followed his dog and his horse to the stars, To abide with the ones he holds dear.

Now, in memory he dwells with his boyhood and pup, And his mate with the strawberry lock; And the promise God made many centuries ago, That once more, side by side, they'd all walk.

All the years washed with waters of sadness and joy, Strong currents of life, low and high. And mighty the man from whom teardrops fall, Yes, even the cowboy will cry.
Later. Ken

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

My Baby





She's really growing fast now. I've been on her a few times with no problems. All I have to do is walk around the pasture or corral and I have a shadow. It's a good feeling to know you have the trust of such a beautiful animal. I use some of the techniques in this book. http://www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/horsetraining/

I think it's time for a little humor. I haven't shared a joke for a while.

A priest wanted to raise money for his church. When told that there was a fortune in horse racing, he decided to purchase a racehorse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might just as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS...
The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT...
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS...
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest decided to give the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN...
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun she couldn't keep the donkey. She sold the donkey to a farmer for $10. Next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10...
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper reads: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...
The Bishop was buried the next day.

Adios. Ken


Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Fall is here

Here's a photo of an interesting colored baby for you.
Yesterday was the first of Autumn, and last night was cold. I had to turn on the heat this morning and noticed there was even a skim of ice on the bird bath.

It's time to think of heading for warmer climes for many, so I found a great way to save some money while traveling. This is much better than the site I promoted earlier. Check it out.

Now for the horse fact of the day.

* Horses cannot vomit. This means that whatever a horse eats -whether it be oats, molasses, moldy hay, or rusty nails - it must go all the way through his digestive system. This inability to vomit is the most common reason colic is a big problem with horses.
Make your day great! Ken

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Home Again

Spent some time in Nevada, and you have to gamble, so it's time to get to work. Before I share some horse facts, I'll share a good work at home program. If you ever had dreams of becoming a writer or just like to write, you can make some money on the internet writing for others. With a basic command of the English language you can do it. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/internet_writing
Horse fact of the day:
* James Watt, a Scottish engineer who lived from 1736 to 1819 chosethe expression HORSEPOWER to describe the rate at which an engineworks. In order to define the power of an engine he performedexperiments using heavy dray horses. He discovered that a horsecould lift a 100 pound weight at the rate of 220 feet per minute- this equals 22,000 foot-pounds per minute. He increased thisfigure by one half (33,000 foot-pounds per minute or 550foot-pounds per second) and called it one Horsepower. 550foot-pounds per second is equivalent to an imperial unit of powerequal to 745.7 watts or the US standard equivalent of 746 watts.
Happy blogging. Ken

Friday, September 5, 2008

Angel


Do you believe in Angels? I found one to share with you. If we open our eyes to what is around us, it's amazing what you'll see.

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Enjoy life today. Ken

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Play Day

It's a beautiful late summer day, so I'm heading out to take some pictures. I'll see what I can find to share. Put a little money in your pocket with your photos. Here's how. http://www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/camera

Country Wisdom

*Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
*Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.
*Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
*Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.
*Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
*A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
*Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
*Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
*Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
*To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses.
*Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.
*Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
*Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
*Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
*Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.
*Don't corner something meaner than you.
*You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar--assuming you want to catch flies.
*Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.
*You can't unsay a cruel thing.
*Every path has some puddles.
*Don't wrestle with pigs: You'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it.
*The best sermons are lived, not preached.
*Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
*The Ten Commandments display was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery and Thou Shall Not Lie in a building full of lawyers and Politicians without creating a hostile work environment.
Have a great day. Ken