Cold November Morning

Do you think I need to put him on a diet? He's happy, so I'll leave him alone.

Since it's so cold outside, I'm staying inside to catch up on my home business.

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It takes a little time for advertising, but I've found some neat new tools. Here's a real time saver.

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Only in America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It's perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.

Ken http://www.KountryKash.com

Sunrise

One of my old photos from the summer. The reason for the color is wildfires not far away.

Not a lot to add today. I've been doing a lot of advertising for my home business lately. Free of course. These new ones are doing well.

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Sunday Joke:

Cowboy Joe

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began.

"You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a worldly fellow.

"I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued.

"The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.

"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on.

"That would be the usher," Charlie explained.

"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said.

"You mean the aisle," Charlie said.

"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued.

"Pew," Charlie retorted.

"Yeah," recalled Joe. "That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It's perfect when it

arrives, so use it wisely.

Ken http://www.advertisefreeforlife.com/links/302

Newest Addition

This is the newest addition to our family of animals. I never thought I would have such a thing, but she is great. As you can see she likes to play with the cats that are bigger than her. Not the typical Chihuahua, she growls and has a deep bark when she wants something. Not the usual shy lap dog, she loves to be outside, even around the horses.

I don't have a lot today, but I have to share the best advertising site I have found so far. A definite must if you need free advertising for your business. It just started and has grown like crazy.

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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It's perfect when it

arrives, so use it wisely.

Ken http://vur.me/2205/kk

Are we ready for this?

I can't believe it's that time again. This has been one fast year. Everyone says time goes by faster as you get older so I guess I'm fitting the mold.

I've been busy wrapping pipes with heat tape, installing tank heaters for my horses, covering hay stacks, and resealing my roof. It takes time but will save time and misery when it really does get cold.

The cattle are all off the mountain now and the deer are moving into the fields at night, so I guess they know it's time to hole up for winter. I think I'll hole up myself as much as possible since old injuries are hurting with the cold. I can spend more time playing on the internet.

Since we're talking internet I've shifted gears again. I fell into the old habit of spending more than I was earning again, so I went back to my old standby few that are cheap or free, and run pretty much on auto-pilot. Here's my best. http://vur.me/2205/kk

A little long, but here's some interesting humor.

In Order Of Stupidity...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???.....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????....)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness..." (and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It's perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.

Ken

http://vur.me/2205/kk